So, I read this CRAZY story in the newspaper a couple days ago about some woman who was arrested wearing practically nothing but her nursing bra. Do you want to know what she was arrested for?
Do you REALLY want to know!?!
She was arrested for…squirting her breast milk at a police officer!
That is absolutely insane, right!?! She just unlatched her nursing bra, popped out her tit, and squeezed her breast until milk was spraying the police officer! What a crazy lady!
I don’t recall what she was pulled over for, if she was even pulled over, or what the police were bothering her for in the first place, but to be SO brazen and just pull your tit out of your nursing bra in front of a man in uniform like that!
Hell, I love a man in uniform; they make me so—–> wet between my thighs, but as much of an exhibitionist as I am, even I would be hesitant to take off my shirt and unlatch my nursing bra flaps like that!
I mean, I can’t lie, and say that I have never done something ALONG those lines before, because I have.
One night, I was out at a bar, just having a drink, taking some time for myself, when I notice a man staring at me. I slid into the seat next to him, and he proceeded to tell me he could tell I was wearing a nursing bra by the straps visible under my tank top, and that it turned him on. He wanted to know if I was still nursing, and if my nipples were still large and dark.
Spontaneously, I pulled down my tank, unhinged the nursing bra flaps covering my nipples, and showed him my breasts, right there at the bar!
Needless to say, it didn’t end there, but if you want to know the rest of the story, well, you are just going to have to call me to find out!